Hot Sauces

1st, 2nd & 3rd Degree Burn Hot Gift Box Product #: CJ-1 Crazy Jerry's special hot sauce gift box. Devil's Brew, Orange Rush and Brain Damage sauces are included. You can be a "Mama's Boy", "Middle of the Road Politician" or "True Masochist" [ View Larger ]

Price: $17.95

Biker Trash - D.I.L.L.G.A.F. - Habanero Garlic hot sauce Product #: CJ-8 D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F is a Habanero Garlic Hot Sauce. The explanation of the label is as follows: Do I Look Like I Give A and you may choose to fill in the last letter. This is a well-known “biker” statement and a true life and attitude enhancer. This sauce is not intended for politically correct people! If you have not made this transition, we suggest you use some of this hot sauce liberally so you won’t have any failures to communicate. [ View Larger ]

Price: $5.99

Brain Damage - Mind Blowin' hot sauce Product #: CJ-12 Brain Damage-Mind Blowin’ Hot Sauce says it all. This award winning XXX-Hot Sauce is made with mangos, mandarin oranges, honey garlic, habanero and chipolte peppers. To quote Crazy Jerry, “ Now this hot sauce ain’t for wimps or people just eat up with I.Q. It’s for people like “Bones” (the guy on the label) … people with an adventurous soul looking for cheap thrills. The kind of folks who get their kicks spittin' into the wind and arm rasslin' big women.” If you not one those people, try it anyway… it might put you in the mood to give it a shot. [ View Larger ]

Price: $6.25

Cotton pickin' chicken dippin' wing sauce (hot) Product #: CJ-14 Cotton Pickin’ Chicken Dippin’ Wing Sauce takes “the bird” to a new level. The Cayenne, Habanero and Jalapeno laced chicken spicer will have you “flippin” your wings and “smakin” your beaks. It’s got enough heat to give a little “singe” but it will leave you with enough sense to get back to the hen house. [ View Larger ]

Price: $6.50

Devil's brew - garlic hot sauce Product #: CJ-20 Devil’s Brew is another product of that little devil himself, Crazy Jerry. This little concoction will not only give you garlic breathe, it will “burn you up”. To quote Crazy Jerry, “ I knew it! The devil is a sissy!” Real Cayenne and Tabasco peppers are used in this devilish little package. It is not a bit timid but it will back off a little and leave you alone, unless you do it again. [ View Larger ]

Price: $4.99